The Gist

Dropping the gay bomb

We did have a lot of fun on the show today with this insane story about the "gay bomb" that someone in the Pentagon wanted to develop.

We worried what would happen if the terrorists got a hold of it. Would sleeper cells turn all of America homosexual, detonating the bomb in shopping malls and causing massive gay orgies everywhere?

And, since it is a "non-lethal" bomb that doesn't do any harm -- but rather induces nonstop homosexual sex -- if we could drop it ourselves, where is it needed the most? What is the most heterosexual city in America?

The consensus of my listeners: Topeka, Kansas, home to Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church.

Anyway, your tax dollars at work at the Pentagon. And then you wonder why they weren't prepared for a war, waging it on the cheap and with a lot of Rummy's, um, innovative ideas, all of which have gotten us into the disaster we are in right now?