The Gist

Abstinence For Everyone

Congress is set to renew funding for abstinence-until-marriage education, even though a study commissioned by the federal government concludes that such programs don't work. Not only are abstinence programs ineffective, they harm gay youth by totally ignoring their existence altogether. Despite this, Congress continues to allocate $176 million annually to these crazy social engineering programs.

You know now that we think about it, the way Congress is treating sex education is strikingly similar to the way it's dealing with Iraq; ignoring the facts and throwing money at a "solution" everyone acknowledges doesn't work. Victory against teen pregnancy is just around the corner!