The Gist

You Can't Make This Stuff Up Dept.

The Republican Party's poster boys of upstanding moral values heading into the fall election are none other than -- I kid you not! -- Larry Craig and David "diaper" Vitter.

The duplicitous duo apparently are now co-sponsors of the all new Marriage Protection Amendment. Yeesh, there should be a provision in the bill to protect marriage from the sponsors of the legislation itself!

If this is the best the Republicans can do, you know we're going to win big time this year.