Biker Bar Cindy

At a campaign stop in South Dakota last night John McCain suggested his wife Cindy participate in the Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Pageant:



So you may watch that and ask yourself, just what is the problem here? Well, it turns out that the event features "drunken debauchery, public stripteasing, motorcycle rallying, [and] a live performance by Kid Rock." If you don't believe us, check the video of the ummm, "beauty pageant" McCain wants his wife to participate in [via Huffington Post]:



Sadly the video of the "pickle-lickin contest" has already been taken down. Didn't they teach Cindy that at finishing school? So sad.