Creepoid mega-church co-pastor Victoria Osteen (wife of anti-gay Joel 'god wants you to be rich' Osteen) is on trial. It seems Victoria had a bit of a meltdown on a Continental Airlines flight way back in 2005 when she discovered a spot of unidentified clear liquid on her first class seat. Oh, the horror! Victoria was so upset she charged the cockpit and was "abusive and dismissive" to a black flight attendant. The scuffle was so intense that the Osteens were kicked off the plane and had to pay the FAA a $3,000 fine. The flight attendant then turned around and filed a lawsuit. Here's to hoping the Osteens get cleaned out.