Thursday, January 29, 2009

"Heterosexual with homosexual attachments"

On the show today we played the clip of Ted Haggard saying that to Oprah in describing his sexual orientation. Now he just told Larry King the same thing: "heterosexual but with homosexual attachments."

What the hell does that mean? Is that like a Microsoft Word document attachment? Or some sort of attachment you put on? This is just pure hilarity.