The Gist

Another moralist-o-crite eruption!

This is getting insane. Yet again a right-wing Republican caught giving a blow job. This time, it's a non-consensual one! Young Republican Federation Chair accused of sexually assaulting a sleeping man.

From the police report: "The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When the victim asked Murphy what he was doing, he responded: 'He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth.'"

I have been laughing, sometimes in the subway or on the street, uncontrollably since Bob Allen's "black gay panic" defense went public. Now I am hunched over laughing until I cry at my desk. As they say, you can't make this stuff up. These people are so wacked out, and the mainstream media has got to zero in on what it is about conservativism and the Republican Party that attracts so many self-loathers and why they're erupting all over the place.

Via JoeMyGod, who notes that this guy was appropriately sworn in by none other than Charlie Crist, Florida's closeted gay Republican governor.