The Gist

Williard, the Sequel

Getting "hot buzz" as McCain VP running mate this November is none other than Mitt Romney! It's speculated that Williard (his real name -- yeah, like the rat) is a favorite because he could potentially raise millions of dollars, is "squeaky-clean" and has "presidential looks"(read: Reaganesque hair). The only problem? McCain can't stand his guts. Nonetheless, we sure hope it's him -- we have so much great, twisted audio we want to bring back!