Thursday, August 07, 2008

A Fitting Metaphor

Ha! The McCain campaign bus, the ironically named "Straight-Talk Express," has crashed! Clearly Cindy McCain's breasts were involved in the accident somehow.

Sen. McCain was not traveling on the bus when the accident occurred. The bus driver, Sen. Joe Leiberman and an aide were traveling southbound on Biscayne Boulevard when an accident occurred with a blue van, according to Miami Police. The driver of that vehicle was the sole occupant.
Wow, McCain is so broke and unpoplar Joe Leiberman has had to start driving his bus around.