Where They Will Go

Okay, the best answer to the question posed yesterday, right here and on the show, was actually, I'm told, something that Tim Robbins said but I cannot find it anywhere: They will all move to Alaska, which figures prominently in some Pentecostal sects as the "last refuge" during or after the "rapture," and they will join the secessionist group, the Alaska Independence Party, of which Todd Palin is a member. They will then secede from the union, and become their own country, with Sarah Palin as their leader.

Though, one listener points out that Albania and Madedonia are good second and third choices, since they're the only places in the world where John McCain seems to have some real support.